A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"
A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!"
A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!".The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7 and 2."
A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!"
A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!".The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7 and 2."
A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
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